A man is traveling through the jungle A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up for the night. After he knocks on the door, an old Chinese man with a beard that reached the floor answers. The traveler asks if he could stay the night, and the Chinese guy agrees – as long as he doesn’t make love his granddaughter. Before the traveler can agree, the old man warns him that if he does make love his granddaughter, he will perform the three greatest Chinese tortures on him. The traveler says okay, and the man lets him in. When it was time for dinner, the man meets the granddaughter, who is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. After he figures that the old man is asleep, he goes into her room and makes love to her. The next morning, the man awakes with a 100-lb rock on his chest with a sign reading, “First Chinese torture: wake up with 100-pound rock on chest. ” Being a strong man, the traveler thinks
